Club Penguin Times Issue#476
The Crabs be Gone!
Bon voyage crustaceans! By Captain Rockhopper — Har har! The plan to be rid of the pirate crabs be workin! Just like Yarr be sayin’! I mean, just like I be sayin’! Arr, it certainly be me plan! This be the end of an adventure, and the start of me next!
The crab pirates be sailin’ after a treasure that isn’t even there. I be wishin’ I could see their eyes when they get to that X we put in the middle of the ocean. Har har! And ye be provin’ that the pirates of Club Penguin be the toughest sea dogs thar be! If it wasn’t fer yer swashbucklin’, we never could of sent the crabs packin’. Now, it be time for another adventure. I not be Captain Rockhopper if I don’t have me ship! I be settin’ off for Rockhopper Island to gather parts for me new Migrator. It be a long row, but Yarr be keepin’ me company. Maybe it be time for a new sea shanty!
Wild Puffles Discovered in Club Penguin!
By PH — Wowza! The Wilds were even more… well… wild than I expected! Now we got all kinds of puffle creatures exploring our island. Turns out, they were just as curious about us as we were about them. Especially the blue raccoon puffles, they can’t wait to explore! Glitterpants here couldn’t be happier to meet penguins. He’s been looking for more friends for ages. Actually, he might’ve said he’s been looking for “a bigger audience.” I’m still learning how to understand these wild puffles. If any of you have more info on the wild puffles, give me a shout. I wanna learn as much as I can!
>>Dec. 11 Furniture and Igloo Catalog Show your spirit with an Ice Cube Wreath or a Poinsettia.
>>Dec. 31 New Year’s Eve Start prepping your parties and resolutions!
>>Dec. 18: Merry Walrus Party—start new traditions for the holidays.
>>Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until December 10.
>>Next pin hidden: December 11—23
Do you sled, bro? –Hugh G. Sledder
Oh man, I love to sled. The Ski Hill is really fun to race down with friends. I even tried to do tours from a sled before! I pointed out every landmark on the island in one Express run. I think that’s still a record! But I haven’t tried out the Tallest Mountain sledding. That sounds pretty scary. I heard there are sabre-toothed fluffies up there. YIKES! Maybe I should keep practicing on the Ski Hill. Do you guys have any tips for making a safe trip down a sled run?
This week’s comic:
Secret Underground Entrances
By Aunt Arctic – If you want to learn about the secrets of Club Penguin, you could start in the Underground. The tunnels under the surface connect across the whole island, and no one knows them all. If you want to explore down there, look for entrances in the Dance Club, the Plaza, and the Forest. Maybe someday we’ll find out even more about the Underground and where its tunnels lead.
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